- gay male: i'm gay
- straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
- gay female: i'm gay
- straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
- And let's not forget -
- Gay female: I'm gay
- Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
- Gay male: I'm gay
- Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
When shit gets to you, you just have to be a bitch sometimes. Being too nice never gets you anywhere. If you really want something your way, you’re just going to have to speak up. Bitchiness can be a plus at times.
I like you.
For every guy of the week, they’re like,
“He hasn’t texted me in like FIVE MINUTES. WHAT DID I DO WRONG?”
And I’m just chillin’ on Tumblr like,
“My mental relationship with my favorite celebrity is going fucking fantastic.”
Yes, they’re hard but they can work. If you have the right things and your priorities straight, they can work out and turn out good for you. You have five things you need: communication, honesty, trust, patience, and commitment. Yes, you might not be able to hold them and do all those cute stuff with them but when you finally get to, the experience is breathtaking.